January 2012
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Receive text: "Wanna go to a New Years party with...
reply: bitch…you know I’m Haitian. My ass ain’t leaving this house less there is an offer of MORE soup joumou.
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"Yo, can't wait for New Years! Gonna get so drunk...
jk….I’m Haitian. Soup Joumou, cremas and a 12am prayer it is.
That awkward moment when
you visit your little cousin on New Years and she has a tumblr but you don’t want her to follow you cause:
your tumblr is all penis.
personal problems.
December 2011
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Okay...not having a phone is getting to me...
Anonymous asked: hahaha i read that article you got that quote from. here by the way: "Despite what Media Take Out will have you believe, the world isn’t filled with C-section scared strippers and five-year-old girls with blonde weave. The hood is the hood, I’m not trying to pretend that ignorant people don’t exist, but not everyone comes from that. Yes, we all like to laugh at those kinds...
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I was at lunch with my Jewish homie and we were talking about Black girl slander and I asked him what his impression of it was, he laughed and said, “TV makes me think that they’re all ticking time bombs waiting to yell at people”…TV makes it seem like Black chicks are either going to sing for America’s Votes or rip each other’s weaves out.
took the words right out my fucking...
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some risque stuff is coming up...get over it?
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Still puzzled that people buy gifts to receive...
that’s disgusting. you buy gifts to show you care that is of course if you don’t care or you can’t afford gifts.
Got my check...
need bras and panties (yea I call them panties)…MALL HERE I FUCKING COME!
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...stumbled upon a thinspo by an accident...
wanna vomit. so happy i have a healthy body image. so disturbed.
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
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