friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
Paris Hilton is dating River Viperii????
Why are we praising someone who eats under 1200 cals a day? 1200 is basal and what you need for a functioning metabolism outside of the “starving” bracket. I hate the “news” magazines report….I especially hate E! News…
OMG the fan service hurts in every damn place…
I don’t even care that it’s a food commercial targeted mainly at women to cook with the product cause I would ride him all the way up and down the horizon till the sun set and rise again at the crack of dawn just to do it again. RINSE. WASH. R E P E A T.
but really, stop trying to tell me i belong in the kitchen i’m not down but fuck those abs are convincing…
Quvenzhane Wallis and Tom Hiddleston in the audience at the MTV Movie Awards in Sony Pictures Studio Lot in Culver City, Calif., on 14 April 2013 [HQ]
no lie, this is the only way i can fall asleep nowadays…